It's 1:11 am. Exactly a week ago me ad Cath were leaving the Amanda Palmer gig in Wellington and starting our trek around the city to buy toilet paper. It was an awesome gig, although exhausting and hot. I had to have a wee sit down at the end, then got a bit stupid about word vomiting at Jason Webley. Amanda threw her lily into the crowd and Cath
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If you swallow some cum, and a watermelon seed, you'll give birth to twins!
Only, one will have a watermelon for a head, and will only ever be able to find work in goofy horror games like Silent Hill XIV: Return of Watermelon Head
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I have discovered a foolproof way of restraining myself from buying overpriced coffee at work (price has gone up something like seventy cents and they only give you one marshmallow :() It's so simple, just leave your wallet at home! But make sure you discover this before you order! And then walk home reading your book while trying not to get hit by
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